100 things Pinkie Pie is not allowed to do in D&D

This is way old, but I figured I'd post it anyway since I keep seeing it pop up lately, and that dungeons and dragons pony video was hilarious.  Credits to whoever thought of all of these. 

100 Things Pinkie Pie Is No Longer Allowed To Do In Dungeons And Dragons

1. Pinkie Pie isn't allowed to borrow dice. She will start juggling with them.
2. Pinkie Pie isn't allowed to roll Intimidate. She breaks out into giggles and is useless to the party for two hours.
3. Pinkie Pie isn't allowed to use the Magical Clown class she found online. It's too broken
4. The Battle Mat and any Permanent Markers are not to be within 20 blocks of each other while Pinkie Pie is playing.
5. Pinkie Pie is not allowed to play World of Darkness...She just. Doesn't. Get it.
6. Pinkie Pie is not allowed to produce a musical starring all Kobolds in an attempt to improve a situation. That was just a very silly session...
7. Pinkie Pie cannot throw a party because "the party needs a party."
8: Pinkie Pie is not allowed to LARP. Ever.
9. DO NOT LET PINKIE PIE ATTEMPT TO PUT EYESHADOW ON THE BEHOLDERS. THAT JUST MAKES THE SITUATION WORSE!
10. No miniatures at the table. Pinkie Pie'll start making them have a tea party.
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