Equestria Daily Signs Deal With Nascar, Hooved Driver Crashes New Car Immedtiatly

After hundreds of hours of negotiations, and forcing Nascar officials to watch Friendship is Magic while tied to various pieces of office furniture (We ran out of chairs),  Equestria Daily has finally picked up it's very own stock car.

Unfortunately, our driver crashed it on the first test drive. She suffered minor injuries, but we were able to talk to her on the way out of the hospital, where she was given a band-aid and a lollipop. She wasn't in a very talkative mood, but she did take the time to say (and I quote) 'This beastly contraption is unworthy of the Great and Powerful Trixie's talent! How do you humans tolerate such garbage?' She then demanded another lollipop.

We offered to modify the car, but our budget couldn't cover her demands of perfectly measured, full Aniline dyed leather seats and hoof wheel, studded in diamonds and embroidered with a hat and magic wand. 

We have a new candidate for out next car though!  One of the local mail ponies has volunteered.  Apparently she always wanted to be a professional race car driver, but had trouble successfully communicating it.  Hopefully that turns out better!

(Also thanks to mintbronycrunch for the car! It's awesome!)

You can find the video of this machine of PURE SPEED in action after the break. 

(Also thanks to Phoe for the Trixie section! Whoops!)
(Also  GT: ABARAMAN for the ponies on the side!)
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