Patch notes If Ponies had an MMO

I bet some of you won't immediately see this and announce how horrible World of Warcraft is.  Those of you who were in the same boat as me for 3 years with that game will probably find something amusing here.

These are made-up patch notes for a pony MMO (heavily borrowing from WoW)

Pony MMO Patch Notes 

Someone took this and made an entire game script out of it!

Equestria MMO