Story: Michael Bay Presents: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (Update Part 2!)

[Comedy][¿Satire?] "If Independence Day knocked up Armageddon and gave birth to the new Transformers franchise, and that abomination was a brony, this would be what the inside of its mind would look like." -Pre-reader that is an example of someone who ships Rainbow Dash with everything
"Not even exploding twice could stop me from enjoying this masterpiece."- Pre-reader #2

Author: Cold in Gardez

Description: On June 28, 2011, Michael Bay released Transformers: Dark of the Moon, his third feature film based on the HASBRO toy line Transformers. The next day, Bay and HASBRO entered into talks over another of the toy company’s properties, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The only concrete evidence of the new film to emerge so far is a tattered screenplay, presented here, which was found in a dumpster outside Bay’s production house, Platinum Dunes

Michael Bay Presents: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic: Revenge of the Unicorn God Slayer: Part 1: The Horn of Destiny

Additional Tags: Satire, explosions, spot-on characterization, Michael Bay is a bad person, best movie ever

Part 2 After the Break! 

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